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i live in colorado now.
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[02 Mar 2008|11:39pm] |
meh
did i mention that im in the army?
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mmmmph
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[01 Nov 2006|03:22am] |
season-1
episode-1
http://socialtermite.com/futuramaindex.htm
i will be uploading and streaming a futurama episode every other (or every other-other) day. it will go in order from the first episode until the last.
why am i doing this?
i have a LOT of bandwith thats not being put to use. and im bored. so there.
if your computer is un1337 enough to where it doesnt work, then tough cookies.
(or you can just save the target to your desktop)
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[27 Oct 2006|04:46am] |
 
1. crocodile hunter posthumous humor.
2. cooter turtle.
3. necessary snow plow.
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[18 Sep 2006|02:05am] |
special surprise for this year.
if youre going, RSVP via comment. we have to start taking teh head counts.
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[17 Sep 2006|02:34am] |
my mother is rich.
i, however; am not.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD BE.
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[13 Sep 2006|09:54pm] |
Poll #820298 Ghost Hunt
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 8Should Ghost Hunt Happen?
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[13 Sep 2006|04:22am] |
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a loud/scary air conditioner lives in my closet :O
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[12 Sep 2006|12:42am] |
its been 5 years now.
can we dress up like middle-eastern terrorists for halloween without being lynched, yet?
--Nate
a concerned patriot!
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[11 Sep 2006|11:36pm] |
i remember it as it was yesterday.....
laying down on my bed, passing the time with my computer on my chest. conversing with both friend and foe' as my roommate seduced a foreign(polish? maybe? i dont remember. probably russian) girl across the room. luckily the creeky old bunkbeds offered very obstructed visability. a pair of headphones plugged into the audio out jack on the computer was a quick and effective solution for silencing the sounds of ickyness and well yea; ickyness.
being early september, halloween and ghosts, for some reason. were a topic of the time.
and then i had an idea.
and it flowered into a grand idea.
a green light you say?
a bloody woman yelling at strangers because she lost her baby?
evil demons propelled upwards from hades through the rooty ground to damn the souls from above?
ghost hunt.
you bet.
further details when enough people inform me that they want to participate.
same plan as last year?
PS cedar point sucks balls.
LOL WHO WANTS TO GO TO HALLOWEEKENDZ?!
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[07 Sep 2006|04:14am] |
POURING MY HEART OUT IN MSPAINT.
or not.
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[07 Sep 2006|04:04am] |
why am i so hyper all of a sudden.
im going to watch some curb your enthusiasm as i fall asleep.
not that you care.
im going to start documenting my every move in this thing.
until you get SO sick of knowing what im always doing. YOU JUST WONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. WILL YA
NO YOU WONT.
sweet dreams mothafuckaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
*BOOM*
YEEEaayeaaAAAA
TOM CRUISE, YOURE MY HEROOOoO
YOU SURE KICK ASSsssss
EXCEPT IN MINORITY REPORT
FUCK YOU STEVEN SPIELBERGGGGG
YOU AINT NOTHING WITHOUT THE SHAWKKKKKkK
TOM CROOOOOoOOOOOooOOOOOZZZZZ
you dont need paraMOUNT
they dont know
that
you CAN handle the truth!
dun dun dundundundun dun dun DUNNnNnN
WIGGITY WAHHHHWAHHHWAHHH ZIPPITY WIGGITY DUN DUN DUN DUN WAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
*drum solo*
(plus some guitar feedback)
thats how i roll.(out)
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[07 Sep 2006|03:48am] |
so who's up for some hanging out at the new place.
the place which has apparently been officially dubbed "the temple of sarcasm and sin"
kinda catchy, i guess. no wonder. since you know; it came out of MY mouth.
we'll play some guitars.
watch some awesome movies.
maybe set up a LAN game.
and maybe some dave and busters?
hit me back yo'z.
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[07 Sep 2006|03:37am] |
speaking of cunts.
you know who's a cunt.
andrea, fucking, hernandez.
you might be asking yourself "who is andrea hernandez... and why is she a cunt?"
because shes an elitist, condesending, unreasonable, favoritist sack of shit.
and she happens to be one of my bosses.
when you weigh that bitch. you dont use a scale.
you have her stand on a freighter, and see how much it sinks in the water.
she makes me miserable around 2-3 days a week.
and everyone is scared of her.
but not me! NOT ME my friends!
i make fun of her, and imply her weight in humorous situations.
and make mean spirited jokes behind her back.
and ignore her.
and make her look dumb in front of other people.
and i watch her like a hawk. to dig up dirt to gossip about at the end of the day.
nevermind. she makes my job fun.
:)
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[07 Sep 2006|03:36am] |
and if i ever go to wwtdd.com again, and lindsey lohans cunt is staring at me.
im just going to lose it.
what the hell, man.
GLAKSASDFJ_ADF)_Q#@$()@#$_(SDF_(@#%_()
im going to be courteous enough to not supply a link for that.
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| tom cruise > you, probably. |
[07 Sep 2006|03:18am] |
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im so sick of hearing about tom cruise.
and by that. i mean im sick of hearing idiots talk about tom cruise.
"LOLOL HES CRAZY"
"lol omg he jumped on a couch on oprah!"
"LOL HES A SCIENTOLOGIST!" (battlefield earth kinda sucked. but so what. so did the notebook. kthx)
"LMFAO WTF HE HAD A BABY WTFFFWTWFWTWFWTF!"
"TOM CRUISE IS TEH GAYZ"
and now these baby pictures.
"LOLOL IT WAS ADOPTED/STOLEN FROM CHINA!"
"LMAO LIKE. THATS NOT THEIR KID AND STUFF. ITS WEARING A HAIRPIECE!"
damnit. tom cruise kicked ass in mission impossible (1,2) and three. cole trickle aint no gay, k
(except john travolta. they have pictures of him kissing dudes)
whats the big deal.
there are assholes out there (in hollywood, even) that are far more crazy and fucked up.
his name is michael moore.
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[23 Aug 2006|01:54pm] |
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does anyone else have windows media center edition?
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[19 Aug 2006|02:20am] |
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snakes on a plane did nothing except EXCEED expectations on every level.
those were some mean motherfuckin' snakes.
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